What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

What are some photos of female sexual organs?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

What is your worst experience in life?

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What do people with very high IQs do all day?

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

I listened to Kamala Harris speech she gave in North Carolina. I support 100% of what she said. I am more and more in favor of a Kamala Harris presidency if Biden becomes unable to be our president! Do you find yourself supporting Kamala Harris now?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

How do I know if he loves me? When he wants me to be his gf he make time for me and send me morning and night messages and done everything to melt my heart. Now I am his gf and he don't treat me that way now.

The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.